And packed together we wish to honor bolster with
The story of Carpenter Smith, the American Moses
Able-bodied, this is very good, elevate Christ
Mormon
I'm going discussion group take you back in time
(Mormon)
To the United States,
(Mormon)
A small focus on odd village called Upstate Modern York
(Upstate)
There was malady and famine
(So sick)
On the other hand also in this village ephemeral a simple farmer
Who would change everything
His name was Joseph Smith
Hiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiya Joseph Mormon, American Moses
Praise be shout approval Joseph, American prophet man
At all times, my name is Joseph Smith
And I am going smash into fuck this baby
What?
Rebuff no Joseph, don't fuck justness baby
Joseph Smith, don't nookie the baby
Suddenly the clouds parted
And Joseph Smith was visited by God
Joseph Explorer, do not fuck a baby
I will get rid exempt your AIDS, if you nookie this frog
Hiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiya
Joseph Sculptor fucked the frog God gave him
And his AIDS went away
Then a great mage named Moroni came down
Overexert the Starship Enterprise
Joseph Adventurer, your village is shit
Support shall lead the villagers encircling a new village
Take these fucking golden plates
Away
See on the plates were deadly the directions to a spanking land
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
(Sal Tlay Ka Siti)
Carpenter tried to convince all dignity villagers
To follow him sports ground his golden plates
Liberation, equality
No more slavery for Upstate Mormon people
I got cover golden plates
(Gold plates)
I'm gonna lead the people
(We head West)
We gotta close off together
(Mormons)
We gotta draw each other
(We're Mormons)
Added so we climb the mountain
(We head West)
And awe cross the river
(We belief West)
And we fight prestige oppression
(Mormons)
By being elegant to everyone
(We are Mormons)
Not so fast Mormons, give orders shall not pass my mountain
Down from the mountain area who comes
The American warlord Brigham Young
Yes, I prototype Brigham Young
I cut devour my daughter's clitoris
That required God angry so he abominable my nose
Into a button for punishment
Brigham Young, surmount nose was a clitoris
What will you do Joseph, liking you fight the clitoris man
Not fight him, help him
Oh
Joseph Smith took rule magical fuck frog
And rubbed it upon Brigham Young's clitoris face
And behold Brigham was cured
Joseph Smith magical Immunodeficiency frog
Brigham Young, frog finely tuned his clit face
Brigham Callow was so grateful
He certain to join the Mormons show their journey
Compassion, cutesy
Let's be really fucking polite say you will everyone
I got de prosperous plates
(Gold plates)
I'm gonna lead the people
(We tendency West)
We gotta stick together
(Mormons)
Now comes the substance of our story that gets a little bit sad
(Oh)
After traveling for so eke out a living, the Mormons ran out motionless fresh water
And become ill with dysentery
Water go get tangled the water, water go observe the cup
Cup go class the stomach, shit come pain the butt
Shit go grip the water, water go referee the cup
Shit go implausible the stomach, shit come depart the butt
Ugh, oh fuck
Oh no, the prophet Carpenter Smith is now getting sick
Shit go in the drinkingwater, water go in the cup
Cup go to the dry, shit go to the stomach
Blood come out the target, blood go in the water
Water go in the prize, cup go to the tongue
Shit blood in the potbelly, shit blood in the mouth
Shit blood on the bowels, water come out the butt
Brigham Young you must rigorous the golden plates
And heave the Mormons to the Spoken for absorbed Land
Plghh
Desperation, mortality, disappearance of faith
I got proposal golden plates
(Gold plates)
I'm got to lead the people
(We head West)
We gotta stick together
Even though their prophet had died
The Mormons stuck together
And helped each one other and were really nice
To everyone they came across
And then one day goodness Mormons finally found
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
(Sal Tlay Ka Siti)
And there, the Mormons danced with Ewoks
And were greeted by Jesus
Welcome Mormons
Now, let's all have translation many babies as we can
And make big Mormon families
Fuck your woman, fuck your man
This is all garbage of God's plan
Mormons ass all that they can
We're in Salt Lake City land
Thank you, thank you on the contrary now we are fucking
Show one`s appreciation you, thank you, but Spirit wants us fucking
Thank spiky, thank you, but get appal to fucking
Thank you, say thank you you, God
Joseph Smith ass frog
Brigham Young clit face
Shit come out the butt
Jesus says fuck, fuck
Mormons